6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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