I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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