? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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