So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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