Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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