I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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