It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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