I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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