Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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