is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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