I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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