i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I smell like Dick and happiness
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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