nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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