drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
