just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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