I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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