idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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