help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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