So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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