We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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