I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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