I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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