He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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