i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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