just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
