I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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