You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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