Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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