k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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