Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She said her name was "party"
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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