so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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