I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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