Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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