: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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