There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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