Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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