just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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