I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
