after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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