you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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