But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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