did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
another moral hangover. fuck.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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