I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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