Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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