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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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