Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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