so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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