You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I am available for nakedness
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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