idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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