Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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