I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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