you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Less talking, more tequila
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
