I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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