I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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